Citing need to save taxpayers cash on his weekly golf outings to Mar-a-Lago, President Trump introduced that he shall be flying to his Florida resort through Air Drone One, an unmanned aerial automobile that can carry him and solely him (no room for the press!).
“This is going to save American taxpayers billions!” Trump exclaimed in an early morning tweet. White home officers indicated that Trump had established the GPS coordinates of the primary tee and was assured he might take off and arrive safely because it didn’t require him to take the controls.
The producer of Air Drone One has not been launched however it’s rumored to be Chinese agency eHang. Asked about this, Sean Spicer was clear he didn’t need to hear it. “It’s going to be a great step forward, OK? We don’t know who is manufacturing the drone but we do know the payload will not present a problem and, while there is not room for the press, there is ample room for the President’s golf bag.”
In associated information President Trump introduced that his son Baron Trump could be the brand new head of the FAA. “Baron loves planes,. No one loves planes more than Baron. He will be a great head of the FAA, believe me.”
FAA officers, who spoke anonymously as a result of they have been afraid the President may shut down their company, voiced skepticism concerning the appointment. “Uh, it might not be a good idea. We have never had a 10 year old run a federal agency before,” one senior rating FAA official stated.